Dark Room closed Thursday
The Dark Room will be fumigated as a precautionary measure. This is not because of the seawater photographs, as rumored.
Bulletin
The official record of closures, acquisitions, amendments, and minor conditions in the valley.
Expedition 13 journals received
The salt-stained journals have been accessioned. Their shelf was dusted. Gerald reports humidity nominal.
Whistling ban ongoing
Hikers are advised that the Curator practicing in the valley is normal. Whistling remains prohibited in the Communications Room.
Vault No. 003
A reader wrote to say that the horsehair sliotar description “is, in fact, correct.” The Institute thanks the reader and regrets implying otherwise.
Expedition 12
The apologies offered to the bog were not merely formal. They were, according to the field record, “extensive.”